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Title: Dead Beat Cop
Category: drunk
Blog Entry: Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...So, I went up to him and I said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked out in the lot ...